My name is Tom Houseman. I have studied film for a number of years, written screenplays, made short films and videos, and see over a hundred films a year. Recently, I came to a conclusion: I hate movies. All movies. Big studio films, little indie flicks, experimental, landscape, everything. I hate student films, amateur films, new films and classic films. If you’ve made a film, and I’ve seen it, I hate it. If I haven’t seen it, I’ll hate it as soon as I get around to it. I even hate my own films.
So I decided to make this blog to spread the word that all movies are crap, to convince everyone that it isn’t worth your time, energy, or money, to sit through any movie that has ever been made. I will post reviews whenever I see a movie, explaining to you why this movie is awful. No matter how good you think a movie might be, I assure that it is actually a piece of trash, not fit for human eyes. Enjoy!
July 29, 2008 at 9:59 pm |
If its not worth your time, energy or money to sit through movies then why do you do it? Are you one of those sick individuals who enjoys self punishment? I guess you’re a bad, bad boy huh?
September 23, 2009 at 6:03 pm |
What about Glen Garry Glen Ross
October 25, 2009 at 7:26 am |
You know what I think? I think the most basic thing is that movies limit us in a great way and limit our imagination. The basic thing is that instead you LIVING you watch OTHER PEOPLE LIVE(in some way). I see the scenario that was thought from some brain/sick brain.
It’s just pure waste of time, there are many other ways one can get AMUSED or ot chill out! Congratulations on the good site TOM!!! You should also make a section > Why we shouldn’t watch TV, at all!!!
If we go to the basics there aren’t really much movies that you can really really really learn something wise that will help you in your lifetime, however as I said I HATE WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE LIVE, it’s like watching a porno..I love to have sex not to watch it! I love to LIVE not to watch others LIVING