So I’ve had this poll up since I started the site, and I’ve decided that I’ve given everyone enough time to decide which of the so called “greatest movies of all time” you want me to tear into, revealing that it is, in fact, garbage. If you haven’t voted yet, make sure you do so by tomorrow, Friday, at 9:00 AM, which is when I’m taking down the poll.
I’ll put up a new poll when I take down the old one. I won’t tell you what movies will be in it, but I’ll let you know what it’s about. There have been twelve movies that have been nominated for at least ten Oscars, and won at least eight. Of course, the worst movies every year tend to be the Oscar winners (No Country for Old Men, anyone?) so I’ll have fun reviewing one of those.
Barring any stunning upsets, last minute votes will decide between my reviewing Schindler’s List and Citizen Kane, so make sure to throw in your two cents before it’s too late. I’ll put up that review sometime next week (I saw the truly awful French film Tell No One, which I’ll review this weekend). Over the next week I’m dreading seeing Brideshead Revisited, Vicky Christina Barcelona, Man on Wire, and, if I can get to it, Hamlet 2. So look for reviews of all those in the coming weeks.
August 21, 2008 at 8:00 pm |
The hate is strong in this one…
Keep em coming, imma keep choking in my own spit as i laugh my stoned giggle.
Please review anything starring Jean-Claude van Damme. I actually used to like his attempts at mass murder by horrible accent until i realized i do not suffer from any mental retardation.
Now i pretty much feel sorry for his parents they had to sacrifice a good portion of their lives raising satan’s offspring… i truly believe he was sent to befoul any screen portraing moving images on our fine earth.
Anyone who has the audacity to let JC play twins on film should be punished in ways only a good Junta or Khmer could. Or maybe just make ‘em watch Double Impact.
I am so glad i found this page.
Greetings from Amsterdam