My name is Tom Houseman. I have studied film for a number of years, written screenplays, made short films and videos, and see over a hundred films a year. Recently, I came to a conclusion: I hate movies. All movies. Big studio films, little indie flicks, experimental, landscape, everything. I hate student films, amateur films, new films and classic films. If you’ve made a film, and I’ve seen it, I hate it. If I haven’t seen it, I’ll hate it as soon as I get around to it. I even hate my own films.
So I decided to make this blog to spread the word that all movies are crap, to convince everyone that it isn’t worth your time, energy, or money, to sit through any movie that has ever been made. I will post reviews whenever I see a movie, explaining to you why this movie is awful. No matter how good you think a movie might be, I assure that it is actually a piece of trash, not fit for human eyes. Enjoy!
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